Mespilus Germanica pricked on a stick. My great work of Modern Art.
All my life I wanted to dedicate myself to ART, WITH MAYUCLES, instead of making caricatures, some comic, portraits or hyperrealism, painting watercolor and acrylic, as well as fan art.
But I can't find those keys to knowing how the call works. Modern Art or Conceptual Art.
It's those weird things he's got. ‘art’ It doesn't matter what, but if she has a big, pathetic, masturbated, explanation, okay.
To resume my artistic career as a conceptual modernist, I still lack several things: Clothing, intellectual posture with chronic constipation, handkerchief tied to the neck, tightening it, like shrinking a chicken and not hat, that I have a very cool one, a Lagomarsino Waiting for the bald attack (There is less hair left but still "strips" The hat I bought in Buenos Aires in 1998, and I did not throw it that I got 50 dollars)
I also need a representative who steals from me, a couching that suits me and a professional photographer who finds my most handsome profile (if any), a camera director, a lighting team, a location team, another make-up artist and a plastic surgeon.
I also need a team of art critics, who release a string of well-sounding bullshit about MY ART, and who in addition, if these and all the previous ones, are interns unpaid better. That I just started as a young entrepreneur.
THE DIVINE INSPIRATION
In continuous search of inspiration, in order to continue my artistic career, I have discovered some spiritual guides, who are my point of reference, my lighthouse, my light in the dark, my chorizo in the middle of bread.
WILFRIDO PRIETO: ‘MIDDLE VESSEL FULL OR MIDDLE VESSEL’
In this regard I want to clarify that it is a philosophical question that has never interested me. What does it matter if it's half full or half empty. I just want to know: Who was it that drank the missing half?
Quoted at € 20,000. It is a glass with 200 ml of water half full - or half empty - according to the viewer's perspective.
Salvatore Garau: "Invisible sculpture"
I clarify that this is not a joke.
Sold at 15.000€. An idol where there are. Also being completely invisible can not be reproduced on the web.
The work comes with recommendations for its buyer, who "must ensure that this invisible statue has enough space, so it must be placed in a private house, in a special room free of any obstacles and with dimensions of about 150 x 150 meters"
And it is not essential to have lighting systems or climate control, because, you can not see anything.
In the auction catalogue, where images of the pieces to be auctioned are normally reproduced, only an absolute blank space appeared.
Mespilus Germanica pricked on a stick
Said the great teacher Salvador Dalí, that the most important thing in a work was its title, so Mespilus Germanica pricked on a stick does not mean anything other than: "Níspero punctured on a stick"
One, of my great masterpieces. That if you take advantage of this offer, for only 60,000 euros you take it. You have only one chance before the butt rots.
But if that happens, don't worry. We have The stick where the medley was punctured on a stick for only €120,000
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